Golden Delicious... (aka Evasive Tactics)

While we're waiting for the camera man for *The Upcoming Post*, in which this little Lady shall divulge her favourite fantasy for keeping herself warm on a cold winter's night, I thought I might distract you with some golden delicious from my garden...

Red is the colour of...

I know...I know... I'm a fickle little minx. Here's hoping you all enjoyed the suspense... ;-)

This is just a teeny weeny morsel to forewarn you, sweet readership, that your Lady's gone red. Stay tuned for a fun post about how Yours Truly keeps herself warm on a lonely winter's night...

Hope you're all warm and happy and indulging in as much gleaming, creamy colour as you desire. Promise I am :-)

A New Commandment...

Oops.

Yet another scandalous confession from Lady Lipstick:

This is my first blog ever...and faffing with the source code is *really* getting my knickers in a knot right now (well, it WOULD be if I were ever wearing the things, it really just slips my mind sometimes...and I know that sounds like an attempt to be saucy, but nay, tis the cold, hard truth. If anyone else out there has the same problem, PLEASE email me so I know I"m not that weird).

As a result of the endless faffing, further frustrated by my growing impatience of the hour, the post that is SUPPOSED to be brazenly displayed at the top of the mainpage (where this post has HOPEFULLLY ended up) can be found like so:
go to the list of archives visible in the right margin (if this goes according to plan there SHOULD only be one listed), select 07/31/06. On the other side a post called "Finger-licking funky literature" will magically appear in the "Previous Posts" list.
That's the bugger y'all should be getting an eyeful of on the mainpage. And it's got my favourite pic on the blog right now on it... Grrrrrrrr...

I'll post a homemade video-clip if any IT-adept can help me straigthen this out. Who's game?

Update: Hah! I did it aaaaaall by myself! Better luck next time!

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